I’m Number One!

After years in the shadows of This Guy and pages where people have spelt This Douchebag’s name wrong, Google has recognized me as the most important Brian McFadden. This probably won’t last, unless some ironic hipster in the distant future decides I’m worthy of having a posse.

I could take the high road and admit I googled myself, but I choose to fuel my delusions and claim I was just checking on the google status of the minor Brian McFaddens. Bonus narcissism awareness points if you noticed I linked to those guys without using their name in the link, for fear I would alter the mysterious Google ranking, and lose my throne as King of Shit Mountain.
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