I got distracted last week with the nice weather and couldn’t really come up with anything. As a result, I did a cartoon about the Janet Jackson hoopla that is so old, even Leno stopped making jokes about it. Hopefully I added enough stuff so it doesn’t reek of hackiness.
I know those old timey bathing suits always leave the shin exposed, but “I was just a little boy when the bloomers portion of her bathing suit popped out.” seemed a little too wordy, even for me. I tried really hard to work in a reference to the bathing suit guy from the board game “Mouse Trap,” but I failed spectacularly.