Secret Service Publicity Please

Why does the Secret Service waste its time harassing a high school student? There are plenty of starving cartoonist types who hate the president out there. Most of them could use a little taxpayer funded publicity.

And by ‘them’ I mean me. There’s got to be a few in the Secret Service who want to take a break from hunting down counterfeiters and shoving hippies into free speech zones. I’m easy to subdue and will gladly lick their jackboots if it means a few hundred more people will get to see my cartoons.