Nobody Expects The Comics Inquisition

Dear Children,

Big Fat Whale is not a comic strip for you. Even though I don’t use swear words or draw titties, (in the comic strip, what I do in my private time is my own business) it is intended for mature audiences who can understand that I am a filthy pinko who should be ignored.

So please stop reading Big Fat Whale before it corrupts you. I cannot afford to give your reactionary parents $10,000.

Molestingly Yours,
Brian McFadden

However, I plan on using this shitty law to my advantage as a get rich quick scheme. I will adopt several Southeast Asian children and file suits on their behalf. Watch out the estate of Bill Keane. I find your saccharine bullshit to not meet the decency standards of my community of elitist snobs.