The Most Cringe-Inducing Video

It’s the crappiest holiday of the year. The barrage of self-reflexive TV specials is gearing up. It made me naseous when I first saw it happen, and now they’re showing it all over again, probably throughout the weekend.

Of course, I’m talking about that corny performance on the Capitol steps when they all sang “God, Bless America.” The terrorists hate us for all sorts of stupid reasons. I hate us because there are too many people who actually love being pandered too.