The Amazing Policy Prognosticator

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I know I’ve been shoving shitty cartoons down your throats for the last couple of weeks, but I’m gonna have to ask for another mulligan on this week’s comic. A confluence of bad ideas and avenues for procrastination led up to the disaster I present to you today.

I promise I’ll have my nose to the grindstone, my feet to the fire, and my junk in the trunk all weekend long, ensuring that next Friday’s effort will be worthy of your viewing pleasure.

If BFW has a prolonged string of sucking, you can safely assume that Mike Scully has taken over writing duties for the comic strip.

Update: Just to clarify, the adversarial tone of the White House press corps in this cartoon is for dramatic effect only. I hope I didn’t give the impression that I have any respect for the mealy-mouthed turds who currently work there.