The First Sign of Spring

Like many of you, I get a warm tingling all over my person when I spot the year’s first pile of pink slush blossoming on the sidewalk.

For you assholes in warm climates, many companies make de-icing products in hilarious and vibrant colors, which exist to highlight my cold and bleak environs.

Now that I have a camera phone, expect more stupid shit like this to fill the void between the Friday updates.

UPDATE: Edited to clarify that bright pink slush is not a highlight of my existence. Bright pink hot pants however…

Also, if anyone knows a way to alter the subject line in a Sprint PCS picture email from “A Picture Share!” to something less retarded, please let me know. Hopefully Flickr will add a fix sometime soon.