This Week in Adorable News

Has the Death Watch of Terri Schiavo and the Pope got you down? Here’s some cheery news that will put a smile on the face of all but the cruelest Eskimo.

Baby seals are invading my part of the world. Two separate seals swam some thirty miles up the Taunton River and started hanging out in people’s yards. Apparently this happens a couple of times every year. I had no idea.

If I spot one tomorrow, I will squeal with delight.

Hopefully this post balances out all my blog posts that feature excessive use of the words ‘douchebag’ and ‘motherfucker.’ But somehow I doubt it.