I confess. Earlier this week I went to 7-11, picked up a prepaid cell phone and phoned this week’s comic in. The good news is that women expect all comics to suck, so this one didn’t let them down. The bad news is that the guys got hosed.
I could babble on about fiscal responsibility, but I’m not your dad. Also now that a good chunk of last November’s morons finally came to the conclusions they should’ve come to five years ago, it’s not really necessary for some jackass with a comic strip to point out that Republicans aren’t good with money.
Let’s pretend this never happened. In return, I promise to give 110% next week when I uncover some of the world’s most sinister conspiracy theories.