And if that’s not enough prognosticating for you, Masheka used a much more powerful flux capacitor to see the Supreme Court of the 31st century.
I could write a lengthy treatise on how the world would be a better place if useless knowledge were as valued as beauty, but that would be awfully nerdy of me. It would also be pretty disingenuous because I constantly mock the three people in the world who are nerdier than myself.
After decades of being held back by Wise and Cape Cod potato chips, Utz has finally made it to the cold and barren hinterlands where I live. This is the most important thing that has ever happened to me since I found a case of Mr. Pibb at a Stop & Shop.
In other news, I’ve been zinged and zanged by some ladies and/or Ladymen because of this cartoon. As the Larry Summers controversy fades away, that comic might need a disclaimer explaining who he is and why I’m not an asshole.