Go Away

And read these comics. But come back. I’m needy.

Matt cooks with a fossilized chef. And it’s not Julia Child.

Apparently Mikhaela doesn’t think segregation is awesome. (It isn’t.)

Masheka helps white people over-represent themselves in colleges.

Ben uses old-timey words to win my old-timey heart.

Jen thinks mercury isn’t delicious. (It is if you think fetal mutations are yummy.)

Tim points out that Americans torture themselves, with gluttony, poor taste, and shamelessness.

August gives those rascally pundits a good ol’ fashioned talking-to.

Ruben Bolling reports on the monster under your bed, in what I imagine is some sort of “metaphor” for the current political situation or perhaps a commentary on monster discrimination in America.