I’m not talking about the Democrats’ amazing ability to pull victory from the jaws of Diebold, as great as that is. The good news I’m talking about is that the Land Dolphin really exists! Thanks to Matt for letting me know about this exciting discovery. I caution all city dwellers to be on the lookout for Chipmunculus.
I could write a lengthy post about the ramifications of this week’s election. But now that Bush is likely to be the lamest of ducks, I should get on with the serious business of crafting nonsense phrases and fart jokes.