Junk scientists are just a hair more tolerable than fundamentalists. I’ll cut this short so I can pray to whatever Eskimo god is in charge of freeing Hyundais from six inches of solid ice.
UPDATE: Since this post was kind of weak, here’s a picture of my car. It looks deceiving, but that’s not snow. It’s solid ice. I’ll take snow over sleet and freezing rain any day.
Also, I hate to admit this, but I just removed three inches of ice from our sidewalk and it’s the most exercise I’ve had in months. My arms feel like goo.
Next Week: The Scandalous Lives of Aquanauts