Prom Themes of the Damned

It’s prom season, right? Or is that June? I figured I’d do this now just in case. And yes, I remember those segregated proms somewhere in the South a few years back. I’m no fashion expert but here’s a theory I’ve been working on: Fatties = cumberbuns; skinnies = vests. It’s an established fact that buttons are a fatty’s mortal enemy.

Next Week: This summer’s totally made-up blockbuster. (Shh! Blobs are involved!)