Take equal parts Flinstones, Futurama, and my lifetime of bumbling ineptitude, and you get this ridiculous cartoon where I become the Jackson Pollack of speech bubble placement. Mark my words: “Work it Glurp!” will become the next porny catchphrase among America’s nasty, filthy youth.
Hey Boston, what are you assholes doing next Friday night? You should check out Mikhaela and Masheka’s slideshow in Central Square. If you’re going, why not join me at The Field before the 7pm show and we can all head over as a herd of drunk nerds. RSVP in the comments so I can save a seat for ya.
Next Week: You’re Not Helping!