Before any dingbats start scribbling angry emails to send my way, let me point out the obvious: I’m not calling Hillary a bitch. Tim Russert is. He is a giant-headed moron. However, I by no means think the word bitch is off-limits. It is just the feminine version of dick, a word I use with much greater frequency. If you prefer the language of the Osmonds, how the fuck did you end up reading my comic strip?
Next Week: Spooky Science Theatre