I’ve only watched one episode of “Rock of Love”. Really. For those who’ve been fortunate enough to miss it, it’s a horrifying train wreck strewn with the carcasses of shamelessness and delusion. Sadly, in the past year, it’s been easier to find nasty skanks vie for the attentions of a hairplugged douchebag than news from Iraq on our teevees.
I’d link to all sorts of polls and shit, but you’re reading my dirty little comic strip. Chances are you’d rather be rickrolled than click on any learnin’ links I put here. But you’ll probably click on the link to the story about how that woman’s ass fused to the toilet seat.
Next Week: Journal of Obscure Medical Conditions