Know what else would make a great Father’s Day gift? Big Fat Whale’s Fun Stuff for Dum-Dums! It’s too late to arrive by Father’s Day proper, but your Dad won’t mind. Unless he’s an asshole. And if he is an asshole, you’re probably not going to get him anything anyway.
Bostonish folks: I’m planning something to promote the book in the area. Stay tuned. It’s gonna be fun!*
*Fun only guaranteed for myself.
Next Week: Conspiracy Theories of the Far Right