Cartoonist. Illustrator. Jokesmith.
I know you can buy heated toilet seats, but my ass isn’t a millionaire.
You SOB! I tried this and now I’ve got to go to the doctor!
This is the last time I take advice from a sea mammal!
Whoops! I did some research, and it’s good for hands and feet, UNLESS there are cuts or scrapes that the pepper can get into. So I’ll add this:
WARNING: Don’t do this if your ass is CUT or BLEEDING.
WARNING: Don’t do this
actually you don’t have to be a millionare to have a warm ass on the toilet. everytime I sit on my potty here in my hotel room in Seoul, it heats up. pretty amazing, eh?
Blake – Who made you the boss of asses?!
Melissa – I want to go there.
Oh…it must have been cause my ass is cut or bleeding….
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