Stimulus II: The Restimulating

Stimulus II
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Nobody listens to Krugman. He needs to be appointed the Pope of the Treasury if we’re ever going to get out of this economic shit-pickle. These ideas are goofs, but the first stimulus only slowed down the freefall. (Think of it as giving Hammer Pants to a dude who fell out of a plane instead of a parachute.)

The same folks who claim government spending doesn’t create jobs are the same ones who bitch and moan when a military base is threatened with closure. For the Republicans and Blue Dogs who stifled the first stimulus, spending only counts when it’s on bailouts or bombs.

Speaking of the super-shitty economy, did you know about the Big Fat Whale Holiday Bargain?

Even though I’m in Philly and heading to other parts of the Mid-Atlantic for the next month, I brought a ton of books with me and I’m mailing out orders as soon as they come in. This offer will shit the bed before the new year, so order now to guarantee delivery by the holidays.

Next Week: Even More Recession Recipes

4 thoughts on “Stimulus II: The Restimulating”

  1. This restimulating needs some sluts! Where the hell are the restimulating sluts?! “Cash for Shankers” or something.

  2. Slut Lover – Wouldn’t that just lead to more awful dating shows on Vh1?

    Matt – Your Labeler giveaways are already a kind of ironic Pulitzer prize.

    ChrisV82 – My girlfriend’s here on business, and I’m tagging along to stock up on scrapple.

    I actually like that theme song. It pumps me up so much, it makes me want to punch the news. The extended version definitely shows why they never play the whole thing.

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