Flagpole sitting was a real thing, and every time I read about it, that dumb song from the Peep Show intro pops into my head.
Sadly, the last panel reflects my own philosophy towards covering politics in the comic strip. Even though I’m primarily a dick & fart jokesmith, I am deeply shamed to have something in common with the mainstream media.
If you already think I’m a dick, you should see how I interact with chuggers. Man, I hate those fucks. I’m a cartoonist covered in hair. Do I look like I have money?
Now I’ll be a bit of a hypocrite and do some chugging of my own. “Hello stranger! Let me be inappropriately friendly with you for a minute. Do you have a second to check out the BFW store? Or what about signing up for my VERY IMPORTANT UPDATES through Twitter and Facebook?”
“You, don’t?” Turn on passive-aggressive stink-eyes of hate. “That’s cool. Have a great day!”
Next Week: Crappy Electronics Show