There has to be a long lost Apostle who was really into abusing children. The Catholic Church was willing to slack on the whole fish on Friday thing as modern lifestyles changed, but they remain sticklers for the whole protecting-rapists thing.
Matt Bors has more on the subject.
If pope hat is not already a euphemism for a sex act, we should put our filthy thinking caps on.
I know the Pope’s a German Nazi, but it’s too much fun to say that line from the Alka Seltzer commercial.