Gay Marriage Ruins Everything

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As a resident of a gay marriage-allowing state, I can assure you that I’ve never been forcibly gay-married while walking around, even in the darkest, gayest alleyways.

Rather than make the same arguments here, I’ll just direct you to Jen’s great cartoon about the Prop 8 ruling.

Next Week: Dorm Room Essentials

Anti-Immigrant Stupor

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Even if there weren’t a ton of shitty, under-the-table jobs waiting for them when they get here, illegal immigrants could still find work as scapegoats for everything morons are mad about.

The dumb, angry mobs used to get pissed at the rich and unscrupulous corporations when things went to shit. Now they just get pissed at those who are even poorer and browner than themselves.

Next Week: Tween Beat