What’s Your Food Excuse?


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Michelle Obama thinks people should shove less garbage down their maws. This has made a bunch of dummies angry. The real problem is that garbage-food is cheaper than the healthy kind, and people have no money because her husband is busy extending tax cuts for rich assholes instead of focusing on jobs.

There was a made-up controversy earlier in the week over this cartoon about Michelle Obama’s food-advocacy. It is not racist. It’s lame and unfunny, but not racist.

This is the 500th BFW cartoon, and in honor of that meaningless milestone, I shaved a couple bucks off the price of signed copies of Fun Stuff for Dum-Dums. Buy a copy today so I can afford to shop at the Whole Foods that’s moving into my neighborhood.

Next Week: New Careers in the New Economy

5 thoughts on “What’s Your Food Excuse?”

  1. “The real problem is that garbage-food is cheaper than the healthy kind, and people have no money because her husband is busy extending tax cuts for rich assholes instead of focusing on jobs.”

    This is absolutely correct! I can’t tell you how glad I am that you have the guts to be left AND vocal about what a shitty job the current administration is doing. BRAVO SIR, BRAVO

  2. You talentless bigot. You should not be allowed to pick up a pencil. These people are FRESSing, which everyone knows is a Yiddish term for EATING LIKE AN ANIMAL. How dare you draw a humorous cartoon about Jews acting like animals, you anti-Semitic racist!

  3. For some reason, “Mobius meatloaf” makes me think of bad 70’s SF crossover porn:

    Tonite at the Starlite Theater, it’s a two-stroke Double Feature! “Flesh Gordon” starring Suzanne Fields, on top of Ron Jeremy in “Mobius Meatloaf”! First come, first Kleenex!

  4. DA – Thanks!

    JT – I have been known to dabble in the dark art of Google Image Search to conjure reference photos.

    Chris – Do not worry. These are all goyim. I cropped their uncircumcised wangs out of the panels, even the ladies.

    Warren – Ha. Or it could be the name for an acrobatic penile maneuver.

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