These are desperate times, and despite my disdain for stoner culture, I made this cartoon to coincide with the week of April 20 in a pandering grab for pageviews. Sure, not all stoner entertainment is bad. I enjoy Half Baked and Pineapple Express, and everything Doug Benson does, but they’re the exceptions to the rule. Weed would already be legal if it weren’t for its most vocal advocates. I love beer too, but I don’t prance around brewpubs and Octoberfests in bare feet while twirling devil sticks.
I’m not going to waste your time talking about why marijuana should be legalized. That position has an even wider acceptance than gay marriage, and once the Boomers shit the bed, they’ll both be non-issues.
This is the second comic in a row where ordering a pizza was involved in a panel. I’m sorry. I really like pizza, and I’ve watched this sketch about a million times:
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