“Believe in America” is the perfectly lame slogan for a perfectly lame candidate. But if Romney wanted to switch it up during this endlessly stupid campaign, he could use any of these.
I really do have health care thanks to ol’ Massachusetts Mittens. The state’s public option is way more robust than the Obama version, but 2013 could be a squeaker for me to re-qualify. So keep your fingers crossed that I Price is Right that shit and my 2012 income is just one dollar below the threshold.
Lorem ipsum actually got real, genuine laughter out of me, not one of those ‘lol’ things.
But I’m sure Romney’s actual placeholder text is also unfunny.
“Lorem Ipsum” is probably the best campaign slogan ever. I’ll vote for anyone who uses it, even if he’s a kitten-eating, baby-smashing Nazi.