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Everyone knows what I look like as a Big Fat Whale cartoon, but what about as a Simpsons character? Now you know. If you’re bored too, make your own and post it in the comments. I know I’m a cog in the FOX machine for posting this, but screw it. Groening’s Life in Hell is the reason why Big Fat Whale exists.

I’m really digging the PR campaign for the movie, even though I have my doubts about how good it’s going to be. The past several seasons have been unable to remain cohesive for 22 minutes, so I’m skeptical about what they’re going to do for 90.

In a rare first-run coup, the Somerville Theater will be showing it opening weekend. Hopefully they’ll be serving Duff instead of Harpoon.