David Brooks is a Douche

Being the coastal elitist I am, I’m watching the DNC coverage on PBS, and I noticed Brooks is the only pundit who is as orange as a Bronzed Jersey Douche.

2 thoughts on “David Brooks is a Douche”

  1. Spray-on orange or salon orange?

    And can Mark Shields complete a thought without stammering? Isn’t there any slightly more to the left than he is? I mean, he’s radical for 1964, but not much more.

  2. Spray-on, maybe even from a Jersey Shore tanning bed.

    I can’t hate on Shields. He’s a cuddly, jowly, old fart. As for the stammering; isn’t ineptitude at public speaking why we’re all in this shitty cartooning boat?

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