I’m back in Somerville and catching up on all the stuff I couldn’t do while on the road, such as taking relaxing dumps in familiar environments.
Now that it is behind me, I can reveal the purpose of my trip: I was on an official fact-finding mission to the Mid-Atlantic states.
FACTS I FOUND:
- The Mutter Museum is fascinating.
- Scrapple is delicious.
- Pennsylvania’s beer laws are crazy-pants-retarded.
- Steve Buscemi gives an excellent audio tour at Eastern State Penitentiary.
- Johns Hopkins and its environs got way too fancy.
These facts have been filed with the appropriate authorities.