15 thoughts on “Hipster Douchebags”

  1. Points of order:

    1. This is wonderful and I will be posting it on random walls and signposts throughout Boston.
    2. I admire the exquisite attention to detail on the can.
    3. One of my friends bought an Obama shirt at Urban Outfitters. I gave her a furious, boring lecture about where her money was actually going and who the fuck would pay 300 dollars for a blazer made to look like it came from a thrift store GOD DAMN IT FUCK
    4. I am following you on twitter. Now you, my ex-girlfriend, and woot.com all have something in common.
    5. I sincerely hope this sets the record for longest comment in Big Fat Blog history.

  2. 1. Thanks!
    2. If I ever turn it into a t-shirt, I’ll have to generic-ize the can a bit to avoid any trademark issues.
    3. I saw a NASA t-shirt in there and would’ve bought it if was $15 not $30, cuz it’s just a fuckin’ t-shirt! I’m sure I can find one at the MOS, or online.
    4. I think the number of twitter followers will soon replace my Project Wonderful bids as the metric for determining how much I am worth as a human being.
    5. Not at all. The random folks who stop by the Seth MacFarlane post can be long-winded. Especially the defenders.

  3. I’m with you on this one. I, of course, was aware of the suckiness of this beer well before it became trendy. Thanks, students of the Pacific Northwest! Plus, I’m still bitter that they rejected my slogan: “Hey, At Least We’re Not Schlitz!”

  4. Holy crap. I can picture you now evry time you get a new alert in your inbox over that Family Guy post. “Thanks a LOT, Google.” They brought back Family Guy and shortened/canceled Arrested Development. They’re cancelling King of The Hill (one of the two network shows I actually bother to watch) to make room for “The Cleveland Show. I’m bracing for The Simpsons to be cancelled in favor of “It’s Quagmire!” and the renaming of the “Animation Domination” block to “Seth MacFarlane’s Comedy Void”

  5. Zack – I think PBR is one of the things that really makes the distinction between hipster douchebag and just plain hipster perfectly clear: A PBR-drinking hipster douchebag likes how it makes him/her look, a hip person would seek out a good beer, even if it had a shitty label.

    Blake – Perhaps Seth MacFarlane’s comedy void is a giant blackhole, and we’re seeing the early stages. It will gobble up all other time slots before it sucks us all in.

  6. “Perhaps Seth MacFarlane’s comedy void is a giant blackhole, and we’re seeing the early stages. It will gobble up all other time slots before it sucks us all in.”

    And the internet, too. Ever seen “Calvacade of Comedy” thing he did for Burger King yet? It’s essentially the Family Guy cutaways without someone saying “remember that time when so-and-so happened?”

    On a positive side, it gives jobs to the manatees.

  7. The guy who posted the video about hipster douche bags….honestly you come off as a total hipster douche bag with your little t-shirt and get up in general.

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