Old Cartoon Comes to Life, in My Backyard


The Gentrifying Blob – May 2007

It was announced last week that the affordable, multicultural, Hi-Lo grocery store up the street from me will soon become a Whole Foods. Boo. But on the bright side, if they get a beer & wine license, I may be able to brown bag some good beers while doing my laundry across the street. At least until the laundromat gets bought out and becomes an organic dog sweater boutique.

4 thoughts on “Old Cartoon Comes to Life, in My Backyard”

  1. I love how moneyed yuppie shitbags like to say that they moved to certain towns and neighborhoods precisely because of the diversity and multiculturalism, and then can’t wait to remove all traces of them. Seriously, fuck Whole Foods.

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